you-are-beautiful

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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liightup:

221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

nah just let it be they’ll figure it out

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you